If You Ask The Right Questions, Will You Get The Right Answers?

I have read that those who ask questions, controls the situation. By asking questions you learn more about what your client's needs are.But what happens when you get answers like these? Is it time to go to the real estate office in the sky?

Q. How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last? Answer(after long pause): Fourteen days.

Q: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time? Answer: Nostalgia.

Q: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what? Answer: Basketball.

Q: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year?  Reply: I need a clue.  Q:OK.What do beans come in?  Answer: Cartons?

Q: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and .. ?  Answer: Jelly

Q: Do you know what the prime rate means?Answer: The books are really cooked?

Q: Do you know what your beacon score (credit score) is? Answer: I can let you know next week, I'm having a physical.

Q: Do you have a co-signer? There's only room for one signature on my cheques.

Ty Lacroix Broker of Record & Owner

          

'NOT ALL REALTORS* ARE THE SAME', One call or email to me and you will know why!

Your London and S/W Ontario source for results!

519-435-1600   www.enveloperealestate.com

8 comments • Ty Lacroix • February 25 2010 07:00PM

What Would The World Look Like If The Population Was 100?

If you could shrink the earth's population to a village of exactly 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this:

•·         57 Asians

•·         21 Europeans

•·         14 from the Western Hemisphere

•·         8 Africans

•·         52 would be female, 48 would be ....?

•·         70 would be non-white, 30 white

•·         70 would be non -Christian, 30 would be Christian

•·         59% of the world's wealth would be in the hands of only six people and all six would be North American

•·         80 would live in substandard housing

•·         70 would be unable to read

•·         50 would suffer from malnutrition

•·         Only one would have an university degree

•·         No one would have a computer  

•·         One would be near death and one is about to be born.

You can see that there are no real estate people, no lawyers, no accountants, no car salespeople, no tele-marketers, no need for voice mail, no waiting for cable or phone hook-ups, no surly or indifferent waiters, no taxman, no politicians, no line ups, no ...... (your pick).  Why not drop me a comment on what there would be no more of!

Ty Lacroix Broker of Record & Owner

          

'NOT ALL REALTORS* ARE THE SAME', One call or email to me and you will know why!

Your London and S/W Ontario source for results!

519-435-1600   www.enveloperealestate.com

4 comments • Ty Lacroix • November 19 2009 03:55PM